Nip (pink) slip

I'm doing work for some colleagues in Staunton, Va., that includes me taking some arty photos and sending to them for their input so they can choose which ones they want to use in their publication. I don't realize until much later, after I'd sent the batch of pictures, that one of the pictures includes the entirety of my right breast, thanks to the fact that I was wearing a nursing top in it and didn't realize I was peeking out.

Then the email chain comes back to me, and they are scandalized. I am humiliated, and can't believe I didn't notice this before I sent it to everyone on their staff.

I figure I will lose my job because everyone is going to assume I did this on purpose.

Are-ohno

I look down to see my exposed breasts. The right one looks weird. The nipple/areola is distended on one side, swollen for some unknown reason. Naturally, I decide to squeeze it. It expels a thick, long column of squishy brown pus. I halfway think to myself it must be old spoiled milk.