10.22.2007

Going Down

I dreamt I was in Hell watching admissions. One guy stepped on an elevator and said, "I'm really excited this time around, because I was shooting for the second level!" Someone nearby said, "You lit two children on fire! You're going to level three!"

Apparently there are only three levels.

5 comments:

phallicpen said...

Ha ha ha. That's awesome.

theogeo said...

Seriously, that's excellent.

palm tree said...

It was an entertaining dream, but I seem to recall a consternate feeling when I first woke up of, Oh, shit, I'd better not light two children on fire or that'll be me!.

theogeo said...

Your conscience fu is strong!

phallicpen said...

There's gotta be something worse than lighting children on fire. Right?

Crossing my fingers...