Depp Trials

I am making out with Johnny Depp. I find myself in the backseat of a car with him and I'm having a crisis of conscience. He leans over to kiss me and I freeze with wide eyes (exactly like the scene in Back to the Future where Lorraine leans across the car at the dance to kiss Marty McFly) . "I am dating Dan," I think to myself. "I can't do this." Then Johnny asks me to come back to his hotel room and I agree. We encounter Dan on the way, and he is crestfallen. "But, honey, I love you!" He pleads. "I'm sorry, Dan," I reply. "It's Johnny Depp."


theogeo said...

Now you and Amber have both had Johnny Depp sex dreams. When do I get mine?

phallicpen said...

Was he as bodaciously curt as he was in my dream?

Anonymous said...

LT, just watch him and think of him obsessively.

PP, he didn't remind me to tell everyone that he nailed me. But, then again, the main person that would have cared already knew.