Who wears short shorts?

I'm at work again. It's another sprawling, bustling place but this time more clearly an office or maybe a giant student library full of busy little bees.

I have chosen for some incredibly out-of-character reason to wear cute little plaid shorts to work. The problem is, my body is not the sort that can get away with wearing cute little plaid shorts. So as I am walking around the room, those babies are riding riding riding up, so far that they disappear beneath my shirt and it looks like I'm pantsless.

I see my boss across the way and I'm mortified.

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