I'm working at Kroger and ducks are allowed to use our bathroom. Unfortunately, they're leaving toilet paper all over the place and making a huge mess. I go to the manager and ask if we could please move the toilet paper dispensers higher up on the wall so the ducks can't reach.
"Ducks don't even need toilet paper," I say.
While I'm waiting for him to take action, I roam the aisles studying colorful cereal boxes and cup after cup of flavored yogurt.
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