I blame Craig Brewer and Lindsey Turner.
Before I dozed off into beddy-bye land, I caught a dose of Mr. Brewer's Dirty South blaxploitation pic Black Snake Moan (released on March 2 with Justin Timberlake!), which features Christina Ricci chained to a rusty radiator. I also read a snarky e-mail by one Ms. Turner, a lethal double decker combo, my friend.
As luck would have it, I dreamt of Ms. Turner attached to a rusty 20-foot chain.
I don't remember much else except that an Al-Jazeera version of Johnny Cash was somehow involved.